I got an assignment, Ethan.

Oh, no, Dana, you can’t do this, we’ve been planning this vacation of six months!

I have to go to Oregon. I don’t know for how long.

Well, can I ask what’s so important to ruin our trip? National security is not an acceptable answer.

You know I can’t talk about it.

Deleted scene from the pilot of The X Files

x-files meme: [7/∞] episodes | quagmire


who is she


8:26 PM with 18,196 notes
September 28
tagged: fergusen  


secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

12:28 AM with 38,384 notes
September 14
tagged: alright i wanted to reblog this anyway but i also wanted an opportunity to yell about les mis   because i missed it when it was big on tumblr (even though i vaguely recall)   ~2012 or so when the newest movie came out   but i've been getting into it more recently (i have a friend who's super into musicals which is why i'm into them atall)   and i just had to find out about the 'dis bear' meme from a yOUTUBE COMMENT   I'M SO ANGRY   i've been upset about this thing for weeks   and it's not till i see a youtube comment   that i learn of 'black: the color of dis bear' in reference to marius' line in the red and the black   i'm cackling and outraged all at once   and idk if my friend knows about this but i can't wait 2 tell him   i may or may not have also read the better part of the two pages of e/r fic on ao3 shh   i'm contemplating reading the actual book because i care so much about that entire group? les amis   like maybe if i watched it again or read it i'd be more into jean valjean and fantine and javert and tthat part   i'm just in love with all the students rn   enjolras my darling   (i'm predictable i knoww)   (but also everyone else)   (i mean neither the recent movie nor the 10th anniversary album i like have much info aobut anyone   other than eponine and cosette and marius and a little about grantaire i guess too)   (but still)   photography   this is some tag vomit on a truly nice post   it's been sitting in my 'likes' and the cOLORS   but yeah   come talk 2 me about les mis  

Cerulean blue. Cerulean makes me think of a breeze. A gentle breeze. Cerulean is a gentle breeze.

3:58 PM with 102,531 notes
August 30
tagged: gasps   ufo  
i said to the sun, tell me about the big bang. the sun said, it hurts to become.
by andrea gibson, i sing the body electric, especially when my power’s out (via vaerity)
television meme: five shows ↦ the x files